This post contain 10 tips based on the most frequently quoted and embarrassing things females have suggested or experienced.
Take note, guys.
1. Fart/Burp
Your chances will be blown. When approaching a date it's said that guys should be themselves letting themselves go, but beware by taking it a bit too far any chance with the girl will disappear into thin air (just like your farts...).
2. Play footsy
She will give you the boot. Going on a date is a chance to get to know her more, to get closer some would say, metaphorically speaking that is.
3. Touch bum
Some women like the hands on approach on a first date, but this is taking it too far. Give her space to breathe or you might end up getting less than you hoped for.
4. Pick/scratch
The hand. The ultimate male comfort relief tool used by guys to assist them with their sacks of discomfort. However, on a first date, your hands need to be where she can see them.
5. Get worked up
You heat up, she'll cool down. So there is onions in your curry, it's not the end of the world, but it would be the end of any chance with her.
6. Get ridiculously drunk
A bottle of wine is good for the heart, but it's definitely not good for the head especially if you're a light weight, so know your limits to avoid any embarrassment.
7. Stare at her chest
Don't love focus. Massive, rounded, and erected. This will be the look on your date's eye's when she catches you staring at her tits. If trying to get a glimpse, do it when she is looking in her bag. It always works, trust me.
8. Use coupons
Save yourself the embarrassment. Don't flash money in her face, or bring out a bunch of newspaper cutouts either. It's obvious trees are not the things you're trying to save.
9. Arrive late
Unless you've been run over by a freight train, you should never leave a girl waiting for you on a date. This shows you're not that eager and her ship may sail...
10. Be on your phone
Spending more time on the phone than speaking to your date will create a bad signal between the two of you.
Photo by Adnan Anwar, models are John Ogunmuyiwa and Mary Tenney.
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